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Journal Entry: Wed Jul 23, 2008, 1:21 PM


So, I have yet to blog about how much I want to punch Criss Angel in the face. Here goes.

I am not a violent person, but I want to beat this guy up. I can't help it. He just gets douchier and douchier as each day passes. If you're not familiar with this prick, he has a show called "Mindfreak" where he freaks minds with his showy, glittery, unforgivably ghey magic tricks.

Here's a slideshow of progressively douchey pictures.





Terror threat level 1: slightly douchey



Terror threat level 2: douchier, but still recognizably human



Terror threat level 3: ok, hand getting a little too close to the crotch



Terror threat level 4: damn, this guy's a douche



Terror threat level 5: douche wants your money



Terror threat level 6: religiously douchey - notice the halo



Terror threat level 7: DOUBLE DOUCHE!





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!Runefaust:iconRunefaust: Jul 23, 2008, 1:24:52 PM
Why the hate? I hear he's pretty good at what he does

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You are wrong.
`thundercake:iconthundercake: Jul 23, 2008, 1:25:49 PM
He's a grown man that wears eyeliner and gives smoldering looks to the camera.

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!Runefaust:iconRunefaust: Jul 23, 2008, 1:27:40 PM
artistic license, maybe?
and why are the tricks so gay?
I've never seen him, thats why im asking

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*DAMusicForum: Oe el pokemon ñoooño

You are wrong.
~boxochicken:iconboxochicken: Jul 23, 2008, 1:32:26 PM
I've seen so many things on tv with him and his.. magic. Then the other night there was something on how magic isn't real, where it showed how to do some tricks and whatnot. And his part was something along the lines of 'watch me as I take these peoples money!' I don't like him much either. :c
~Antja:iconAntja: Jul 23, 2008, 1:34:49 PM
Admittedly, his show is total crap - but then again that's why I watch it, same for the Bachelor and Survivor. Crap shows make the world go round.
Also admittedly, I think he looks hot in the fourth picture XD
But he looks like an absolute DOUCHE with long hair.
And what's so bad about Tommy Lee other than the fact that he's dating a bimbo? :rofl:

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Because I live in the fuckin' suburbs.
*GIR-Prototype:iconGIR-Prototype: Jul 23, 2008, 1:35:05 PM
It's because instead of traditional magic or even magic with fake blood for humor, he's a shmuck butchering his tricks with goth/emo/marilyn manson type theatrics.

And I'm sorry, but if you need all that extra bullshit to pull of your tricks; you shouldn't be a magician in the first place.

If I wanted to see Manson perform, I'd go to HIS concert, not to a Criss Angel "Performance." If I want magic, by god, give me some prestodigitation.

And those are my thoughts on Criss Angel, who should go Mind Freak himself. :lol:

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~curlpop:iconcurlpop: Jul 23, 2008, 1:38:00 PM
I actually kind of like him.

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`thundercake:iconthundercake: Jul 23, 2008, 1:40:13 PM
:lmao:

I have a feeling he used to be a good magician until he started falling in love with himself.

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`thundercake:iconthundercake: Jul 23, 2008, 1:40:50 PM
He's another one of those douchebags I can't stand >.> I'm not a fan of men who spend longer dressing themselves than I do...

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*flipsidered:iconflipsidered: Jul 23, 2008, 1:40:58 PM
I HATE THAT FUCKING GUY THANKYOU SO MUCH ARGH

Just seeing him makes me want to HURT PEOPLE.

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